ANS jokes
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
My willy was feeling itchy, so I decided to go to the doctor.
My doctor was foreign and spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU!
I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.
One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.