ANS jokes
My willy was feeling itchy, so I decided to go to the doctor.
My doctor was foreign and spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
Hey guys, it's an alien!
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."