ANS jokes
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
The TRICKSTER
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
What has four legs and an arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/