ANS jokes
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.
When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"
Me: "Oh hell nah"
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.