ANS jokes
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!