ANS jokes
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
From now on, we’re gonna call shitting the bed an “Amber Alert.”
Memes
When the teacher says she'll call your parents but you're an orphan.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"
Me: "Oh hell nah"
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.