ANS jokes
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Today sucked. My girlfriend got hit by a car, and I lost my job as an Uber driver.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
Are you a builder? Because you are giving me an erection.
What do me and an emo kid have in common:
We both like to hang.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.