ANS jokes

What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?

Well, they weren’t always orphans.

Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

What is an orphan's favorite event?

Homecoming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...

Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.

Genie: You're now an orphan.

What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.

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Why is it good to be an orphan?

Because every bag of chips is family sized.

My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.

Prince, please talk to me for real...

Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...

If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?

I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."

I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.

Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.

Hello people, my name is Osama.

I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.

What has to be broken before you can use it?

Answer: An egg.

对不起,我是卧底。

(Duìbùqǐ, wǒ shì wòdǐ.)

Sorry, I'm an undercover.

What do you call an ant with so much power?

A ter-mite.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because it doesn't know where home base is.