ANS jokes
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.