ANS jokes
What state starts with an "a a lama"?
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Memes
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.