ANS jokes
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
What's the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.