ANS jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
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What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrament.
The person living there points and says, "Begone, foul blood-drinker!"
And promptly the preacher bursts into flames, leaving nothing but ash.
Somebody give me a peanut. I just ate an EpiPen.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!