ANS jokes

Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.

Me: Okay, so an Asian...

What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?

Fuller House😂

What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.

If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.

A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."

I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.

I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."

What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.

What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?

I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.

If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"

Tell someone to spell "Icup."

Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"

What's an orphan's least favorite game?

Hide and seek.

So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.

Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?

I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.

What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.

What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.

Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?

Ask an orphan.

I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣

An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.