ANS jokes
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
Memes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
What's the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.
Let me know if you can't cum.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
Somebody give me a peanut. I just ate an EpiPen.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.