ANS jokes
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
If laziness was an Olympic sport, I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O!'"
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.
"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."
The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."