ANS jokes

What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?

What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.

"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

Family photo! :)

Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!

So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.

The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"

The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"

I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?

Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?

Because it has no home button.

There is an upside to being an orphan.

Every bag of chips is family size.

So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.

I saw a little boy begging for money.

I said, "Are you an orphan?"

He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"

I said, "Your parents!"

An orphan went on a game show.

The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."

Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.

What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?

A KIDNey!

What do you call a fish with no parents?

An orfin.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop onions.

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.

A shoplifter tried to rob a grocery store.

He was asked to give an "eggsplanation."

Three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate because it's lunchtime. The guys ask the man to do a favor, and he says, "Sorry guys, I have a lot on my plate!"

Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

Because he doesn’t know where home is.