ANS jokes
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?