ANS jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
“You can’t cut me down,” the tree exclaims, “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will have dialogue.”
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.