ANS jokes
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
Hey, I’m not an alcoholic! I only drink 2 times a year. When it’s my Birthday, and when it’s not...
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
Here’s my hand, please hold it. That way I can say I was touched by an angel.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
What happens when an alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."
How do you kill time?
Easy! Taking alarm clock and an assault rifle.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!