ANS jokes
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
Dident come in a package
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?
Here’s my hand, please hold it. That way I can say I was touched by an angel.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
What type of alphabet does an elf learn?
The elf-abet.
What happens when an alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."
I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.