ANS jokes
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What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.
Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.
Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"