ANS jokes

One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."

What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?

They are both invisible.

What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh!

Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?

A: Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did the author go to the emergency room?

His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.

What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?

I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!

They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.

What's the difference between a sidewalk, a drug dealer, and a prostitute?

A: A sidewalk's crack doesn't leave an odor!

How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.

Q: Mummy, how do most stars die?

A: From an overdose.

Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?

Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!

What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?

Slicker hair back she looks 15.

What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?

One is loved by all.

Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

A: Special forces.

Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.

What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?

Father-less.

Now it's time to make fun of Asians.

What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.

If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.

What's an orphan's favorite meme?

Homer going into a bush.

Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.

What's an Indian's favorite store?

Red Dot.