ANS jokes

What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?

The apple actually gets picked.

Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.

Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?

One is wanted.

If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?

What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?

If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.

An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...

When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?

POV: You're an orphan.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not your mom.

What do you call an orphan's parents?

Dead meat.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

Answer: Elephino.

There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.

Hey, I’m not an alcoholic! I only drink 2 times a year. When it’s my Birthday, and when it’s not...

What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.

When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?

What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.

What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?

Nothing, I eat both of them.

Here’s my hand, please hold it. That way I can say I was touched by an angel.

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait.