ANS jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.
Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.