ANS jokes
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. He said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."
...so I threw a dictionary at him.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
对不起,我是卧底。
(Duìbùqǐ, wǒ shì wòdǐ.)
Sorry, I'm an undercover.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
What does your mother look like after I had sex with her eight times? An octopus.
A man sacrificed children who played Roblox, so when someone knocked on the door, they said, "An administrator has banned you from heaven!"
What's an emo's least favorite show?
Dr. Phil.
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
An American woman married a British man. On their honeymoon, the British husband said, "You look like a million pounds!" The wife divorced him.
How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles!