ANS jokes
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
Andrew drew a picture of Andrew.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
My birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.