ANS jokes
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Memes
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
Drop me in Afghanistan with a cigar, a Kobe jersey, a MAC-10, a Lambo Huracan with a bumper delete, and a Toyota Tacoma with an M249 on the back. Then I'll have Afghanistan as the 51st state by midnight.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
My ex died in an anchorage accident.
She always was a sleeping hooker.