ANS jokes
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.