ANS jokes
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!
Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during World War Two. He was an officer.
Me: Cool, what rank of officer?
Jim: SS.
Me:...
My ex died in an anchorage accident.
She always was a sleeping hooker.
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan? A family photo.
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can't see!
What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can’t hear an enzyme.
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain.
The email reads: "Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything [is] prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here!"
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
The man had no arms and a little girl came over and said, "Give me a high-five."
He said, "I’ve got no arms," and the girl said, "Are you an eel? Cause he don’t have arms."
How do you blind an Irish woman?
You put a bottle of Scotch in front of her.