ANS jokes
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Everybody does this
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
[God creating a jellyfish]
God: How about an evil bag?
A guy bought an AMG and crashed it. Now he knows how the Mercedes bends.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.