ANS jokes

An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."

Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.

What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?

An Oreo.

What's an orphan's favorite store?

Home Depot.

Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

Daddy's Home.

Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?

A. Has an abortion.

Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?

They don’t know where home is. 😢

How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?

Because it's a family company.

Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.

Alen vs. Predator.

What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?

Me time.

There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.

Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?

A: An American.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because it can't find home!

I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"

[God creating a jellyfish]

God: How about an evil bag?

A guy bought an AMG and crashed it. Now he knows how the Mercedes bends.

What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?

I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.

What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?

The Who?

When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.

When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.