ANS jokes
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
They call me an elevator because I let people down.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
Memes
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.