ANS jokes
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger sister.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!