ANS jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
What is the difference between Putin and an onion?
Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.