ANS jokes
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Getting to kill the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?