ANS jokes
Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, give me an hour!
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?
The Twin Towers got fucked.