ANS jokes
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
What do you think would fall to the ground first, an emo kid or a leaf?
The leaf. The rope would stop the emo kid.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
So I went up to a crying kid and asked, "Where's your mommy?"
God, I love working at an orphanage.
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!