ANS jokes
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."