ANS jokes
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.
On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
Did you know that new Teslas don't come with the new car smell?
They come with an Elon Musk.
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.