ANS jokes

When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.

What do you call an emo a cappella group?

Self harmony.

Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?

Did you know that new Teslas don't come with the new car smell?

They come with an Elon Musk.

The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.

Why can’t an emo have sex?

They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.

What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.

I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.

I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"

They didn't reply.

I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...

I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.

What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.

I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.

I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.

I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."

What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.

This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.

What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?

Brain cells make up their mind.

What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.

What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?

"I like ya cut G" means two different things.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.

Why was an orphan loving school?

Because the people actually came back.