ANS jokes
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.