ANS jokes

What do you call an opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener.

You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?

Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔

Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹

That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹

Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They can't go home.

What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.

Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!

Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.

What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

Kids turn them on.

One time a kid came to the hospital and said, "I really need help." The kid said he was really hot, so they put an ice cold towel on him.

Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems, and he said, "Yes, I am really hot." The doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said, "Are you sure? You look amazing." And the kid said that he meant to say, "I look hot!"

What is an emo's favorite game?

Hangman.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.

What is an Emo's favorite movie?

"Suicide Squad."

What is an emo's favorite song?

"Suicidal."

Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?

They need parental permission.

Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?

He was not worth keeping.

Why can't an orphan be gay?

They have no one to call daddy.

Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?

Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."

What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?

A short tistic.

What do you call an ex-lesbian?

A clitter quitter.