ANS jokes
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
My uncle and I have somewhat of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
Family photo.
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”