ANS jokes

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

An interrupting cow.

And inter-moo!

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.

Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.

Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀

Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.

Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.

And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.

Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?

A: When they are falling from their balcony.

What's an emo's favorite game?

Hangman.

When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)

So, I had an orphan friend, and he asked me, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, I just wanted to remind you." Then I asked, "How are your parents?" After that, I never saw him again.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.

Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.

So Johnny Depp made an appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards as an astronaut. It really looks like he wants to be the new Elon Musk, whatever career path is most viable for Depp. I got to admit, if launching crystal meth into your nostrils and your anus is as viable as launching rockets to Mars, Johnny Depp would surpass Elon Musk in net worth.

Then again, the money Depp spends on alcohol each month, he could have bought all of Michael Bloomberg's penthouses in Manhattan. Sure sounds like he also shares the same financial advisor as Donald Trump, who thought it was a magnificent idea to launch Trump Airlines and Trump Ice. He already shares the same pro-Kremlin lawyer, by the way.

What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?

I don't know, but it's messed up.

I asked, "Where are your parents?" and oh god, I love working at an orphanage.

An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."

A homeless kid once said he will go home.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

One gets picked, and the other doesn't.

*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....

What came first? The chicken or the egg?

Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?

Who taught the first ever teacher?

If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?

If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?

In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?

Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?

How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?

The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?

Is it possible to cry underwater?

If two left handers have an argument, who is right?

I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O

Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?

Because nobody will actually look for them.

Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?

Because it had no home button.

What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?

A baseball player has a home to run to.

My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.