ANS jokes
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
What is brown and sticky? A stick!