ANS jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
What is brown and sticky? A stick!
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.
Let me know if you can't cum.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
You call it a school shooting.
I call it an unfair shootout.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.