ANS jokes
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
me: I'm going to steal your heart.
her: omg that's so romantic!!
me, an organ trafficker: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.