ANS jokes
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
A cop pulls a man over and finds out he's drunk. So he asks for license and registration, and the drunk man says, "Can I see your flashlight?"
The cop says, "Just give me your license and registration." So drunk guy says, "Not until you give me your flashlight."
The cop said, "For what?" and the drunk guy says, "So I can shine it in your face and see what an asshole looks like."
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Family Guy."
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
Noticing how wet and gentle the baby's mouth was on the bottle tip, this gave Uncle Willie an idea.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.