ANS jokes

I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.

What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?

An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.

A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.

I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.

An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.