ANS jokes
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.
Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
There were 5 people on an airplane.
1. The pilot 2. The businessman 3. The Minister 4. The school child 5. The Smartest person in the world
The plane takes off, a good, solid 1 hour in. The pilot comes out and says, "OK guys, I have good news and bad news."
"Bad News is the plane is gonna crash. The good news is that I have 4 parachutes."
The pilot says to his passengers, "Well I'm a pilot, I fly planes. People depend on me!" Took a parachute and went out.
The businessman stands up and says, "Well I'm a businessman, I run companies!" Took a parachute and went out.
The smartest person in the world stands up and says, "I'm the smartest person in the world. No one is smarter than me!" Took a parachute and went out.
Now the minister says to the school child, "Well God has given me a good life. I want you to take the last parachute," and the school child has a massive smile on her face and starts laughing all of the sudden and the minister says, "Why are you smiling?! We're about to die!!!!"
And the school child says to the minister, "Well actually [we're] not gonna die because there are still 2 parachutes left because the smartest person in the world just took my school bag!"
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.