ANS jokes
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.
I got fired from my job at the bank today.
An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.