ANS jokes
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
Just got an iPhone 12 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.