Announcement

Announcement jokes

Account

    • Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!

    Name

    • Like this post and comment down below if you want me to announce my real name in my next post!

    Orphan

    • I go to get my mail.

    Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"

    Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"

    Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.

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    • Shooter

    • VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.

    LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.

    DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.

    Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.

    World Trade Center

    • "Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."

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    • Flight

    • I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.

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    • Escape

    • And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?

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    • Seatbelt

    • Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone, please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.

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    • Campground

    • I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.

    The sign on their gate says:

    "Clothed Until Further Notice."

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