Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal was a dog.
It was a shih tzu.
I wanted to tell an animal joke but it's irrelephant.
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
At a date:
He: "I work with animals every day."
Me: "Oh, how sweet! What do you do?"
He: "I'm a butcher."
What do you call a animal with 3 eyes 2 mouth 6 noses and 4 ears
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? -- All of them, skyscrapers can't jump.
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
