And jokes
A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."
(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)
Why does Jesus never vacation on Earth?
Because he traveled down about 2,000 years ago, got with some Jewish chick, and they're still talking about it!
Comedian: If youβre racist and you know it, clap your hands.
Guy 1 & Guy 2: ππ
Comedian: WTF bros!
Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
What has a head and tail but no legs?
A penny.
Memes
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"
Levi and Andrew are fat.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a hostage?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Two cannibals were eating a clown when one looked at the other and asked, "Does this taste funny to you?"
When your little brother hears noise from your room and you're the only one in it.
If 4 birds are sitting on a fence and one gets shot, how many are still on the fence?
None, the rest fly away.
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
Why donβt Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
Whatβs the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both canβt breathe.
Why is there air conditioning at a hospital?
To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Yum!
I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries because they look photoshopped, and they always need a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.
I kicked a goose, and I liked it!