And jokes

Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.

Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!

A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.

The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"

The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"

What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.

These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to pop some pills,

And Jill said, "Jack can do her without here will," and Jack's penis was still.

I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."

When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏

Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo.

Do not worry, I will be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.

What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!

The police told everyone to put their hands up, and the police were having fun waving their hands around.

What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?

A knife has a point.

She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple gets picked.

Let’s make this the most liked and commented [post].

What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"

Miscarriage.

What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?

Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?

You can get on with a prostitute!

I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.

What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?

A school bus full of kids.