And jokes

I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.

I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"

Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?

Why do orphans only have 360 days?

Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.

What is a similarity between priests and doctors?

They both have fetishes for their professions.

My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.

A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?

The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.

Why don’t I shut myself all the time?

I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.

Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!

An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.

What does a pencil and a plan have in common?

They were both in the Twin Towers.

When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.

Twin Towers are on fire.

The terrorist has a streak of two.

I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"

Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...

An orphan.

An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple always gets picked.

Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?

Answer: 9/11, of course!

One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.

(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)

What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.

I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.

Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.

I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.

By the way, he was an orphan.