And jokes
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.
Memes
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
My wife Jean is happy, 😊 pretty, 😍 and pregnant,🤰 boy, 👦 am I glad 😊 I bought her 👩 a new whirlpool washer and dryer.
Washer: $249.95 Dryer: $199.95
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.
My heart broke as I went down the stairs, and my girlfriend broke her heart.
I was riding a bike with no helmet. I went and went with no helmet until... I broke my head with no helmet on!
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
What is the difference between your dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.