And jokes

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.

Orphanage

What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?

In a dog pound, people actually want them.

Difference

What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

Usain Bolt can finish a race.

Guy

Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.

Memes

Olympics

How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?

Girlfriend

My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.

Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."

People

Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!

Hairline

*True story*

I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"

Difference

Q) What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?

A) About 400 calories.

Orphan

What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

At least someone chose Pikachu.

Chandelier

What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?

One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.

Orphan

What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?

They have no "why home" 👹

Lamp

I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.

Woman

Why is it that skinny men like fat women?

Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.