And jokes
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Why canât you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he canât drive and canât find his own balls.
Memes
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from.
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
Q) Whatâs the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
A) About 400 calories.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, weâre both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" đš
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.