And jokes

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?

The Twin Towers hit the ground.

Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.

What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?

Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.

Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.

Fucking camper!

What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?

A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).

What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?

The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.

I have no life, and I have no funny jokes.

I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"

What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?

They both erupt when triggered.

What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?

"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church.

A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, but the third nun, her arm was too short.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?

They both collapsed.

I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!

I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.

What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.

"I have cancer," the doctor said. "I have 3 days to live," but I was like "fuck it" and killed him. The jury said, "I have life in prison." I shouted, "Yes!" He said, "Thank you, you saved my life!"

What's the difference between an apple and emos?

They both hang on trees.