And jokes
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Memes
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
Depression sucks, and so do you.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning.
And my driver's license got revoked too.
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.