And jokes
I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Memes
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind.
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.
My attempt in 2021.
And my attempt this year.