And jokes
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
A man comes home, and the wife says, "My ex just died by getting hit by a bus." And the husband said, "I lost my job as a bus driver."
Memes
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.