And jokes

What’s the difference between a priest and target?

Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.

What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!

If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.

I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute, but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push.

She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a thrill with pills. Jack came down, fuck a clown, and the cum made them frown.

Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.

So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

There was once a man from Peru. Who fell asleep in a canoe. While dreaming of Venus, He played with his penis, And awoke with a hand full of goo.

what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.

There was a woman from Ealing, she had a peculiar feeling. She laid on her back, opened her crack, and pissed all over the ceiling.

Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

What was the ONLY difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apples got picked.

Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?

A knife has a point.

What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?

You can't run over a yellow line.

What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."

What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.