And jokes

Yo Mama so stupid that when she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” she turned around and went home.

What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?

Predator 2.

Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn.

I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!

Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"

When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.

When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."

What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?

Pizza won't cut itself.

I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.

As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )

What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?

I would never put a canoe in my garage.

Q: I have a fish that can breakdance! A: Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?

Nothing.

What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?

What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?

The vegetable gets picked.

What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a good driver.

Segma says, "32!"

Ligma Says, "And?"

Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."

Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.