And jokes
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
You masturbate...
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.
Memes
My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!
Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.
Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”
Shame on you, Pessi!
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
A man walks into a bar and then out.
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.