And jokes

What is a good night's sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school. Was your time I had dinner night night? Dinner night, is it fun for me? I o I had dinner.

What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?

What is the difference between a comma and a period?

A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.

Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?

Because they don't have a home.

What is a car that runs and can't?

I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.

I did a walk, walk, and I had to a car and a walk home from home I did.

Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!

What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!

I did a walk through and walk home from school, and I got home.

What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?

Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.

My wife and I have been married over 30 years, but don’t get me wrong, we still perform tricks in the bedroom.

I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.

Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.

And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.

What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?

That’s assault!

Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.

I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.

Why do animals cross the road?

Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"

They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.

What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?

Absolutely nothing.

What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?

Predator.