And jokes

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.

A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."

Mankind is made of 2 words: Mank and ind.

Two lawyers are sitting on a park bench, and these two beautiful women walk by. The first lawyer says to the other, “Let’s go fuck these chicks.”

The second lawyer says, “Outta what?”

I like my woman like I like my wine, 12 years old and locked in the basement.

Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.

What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.

I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

"Orphans get picked."

What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?

They both don't have parents.

I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3

Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?

Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.

Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.

Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.

Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.

Bully (😡): NO!

Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???

Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.

Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.

Alya and freshfry talking.

What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?

A mountain!

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A man walks into a bar and see's a naked lady, "WOOW SHES HOT!" HE picks her up and pee's on her and says, "Hi lady lets have sex."