And jokes

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?

Egyptians have mummies.

Nun

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Lawyer

Two lawyers are sitting on a park bench, and these two beautiful women walk by. The first lawyer says to the other, “Let’s go fuck these chicks.”

The second lawyer says, “Outta what?”

Memes

Friend

I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3

Woman

I like my woman like I like my wine, 12 years old and locked in the basement.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.

Yolk

If I busted an egg on your head... The yolk would be on you... hahaha...

Tense

Past, present, and future walked into a bar... things got tense :). Pls send help, yet once again :).

Woman

I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.

Bill

One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.

Grass

What's the difference between cars and grass?

They both have wheels, except for the grass.

Dog

All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.

They run and play along the streets of Gold.

Why is heaven such a doggie-delight...

Why, because there's not a single cat in sight.

Face

It looks like your face was lit on fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer!

Mama

Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.

Mole

Nolan is a mole, who lives in a hole, and then had intercourse with a troll.