And jokes

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Only one of them gets picked...

You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!

So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"

Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I am high and so are you.

Why can’t the orphan tell on people?

Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL

When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple actually gets picked.

Coworker, why is Sara so blue?

Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.

Clear all your debts with one easy payment. Buy a shotgun and blow your head off.

You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.

An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."

Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!

Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?

"Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy, and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to Facebook."

Hi, my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and join my group!

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple gets picked.

Kenya text: Guys, leave Gwen alone! Pls! It is not her fault...btw STOP AND GO TO ATHORE JOKES

Did you know there’s a sex move called Amazon?

You wait all day and nobody comes.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple got chosen.

Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.

Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.