And jokes

Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?

Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??

Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.

What is yellow and can't swim?

A bus full of children.

You so gay you have a fat sis and?

I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.

What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?

Paul Walker's death.

Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?

Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.

What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.

We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!

Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

Moment and I

An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."

EVERYONE:

"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"

Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.

My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!

A butt saw the toilet and said, "Shit, I'm sick!"

What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?

A mosque after a missile strike.

My mum told me to take you to the zoo and throw you in the lake, but I couldn't find you.

You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.

The female ones are called "bitch."

I’m back and have a joke my friend said!

Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.

Person 2: What was it?

Person 1: He went as himself.