And jokes

She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits.

I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.

How are babies and watermelons similar?

They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.

So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.

What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?

Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂

Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))

The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??

There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!

"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."

A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."

A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."

What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home? Was your dinner night and dinner night?

What is the difference between a human and a human being in a wheelchair?

What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?

The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.

I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road and didn't make it.

My name is Bob, and I am a cow.

My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.

What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?

Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.

Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.

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Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.

What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?

A roTHOT.

What is big, yellow, and can't swim?

A school bus full of children.