And jokes

and (DYM 116)

I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.

Hey Gwen, reply to me and say if everything is alright.

"What do you do with your free time?"

"I stalk."

"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."

"I know."

Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!

What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.

Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!

If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!

But freshfry, how are you!

Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

What do you call a fish and a guitar?

Tunafish.

Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.

Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.

He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D

Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!

If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)

What is long, hard, and has cum in it?

A cucumber.

I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"

How to be a hero.

1. Tie a noose in your front yard.

2. Find and capture a furry.

3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.

It’s easy as 1-2-3!

Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>

You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.

Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?