And jokes

What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?

The chicken is actually used for something.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

El, if I know.

So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?

What's the difference between an apple and an apple?

An apple gets picked.

You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.

Song by John Rizk

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.

Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?

A nervous wreck.

I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.

What’s brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?

A coconut on vacation.

Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.

When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣

I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?

"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."

The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.

People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.

Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.

He really shook things up today.

I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.

Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.

Bent and far back.

What's the difference between a knife and me?

One has a point.