And jokes

I would tell a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.

What's the best part of being an orphan?

All the chips and candy bars are family sized.

What starts with a "v" and ends with a "k"? A veggie Karen.

Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.

If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?

A European.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll f*ck your mom, and you'll be next.

"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.

I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.

Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"

I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.

"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."

"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."

Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?

Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.

What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.

Yo mama so fat!

She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!

I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.

What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.

Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.

They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.

What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.

I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.