And jokes

There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!

"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."

A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."

A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."

What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home? Was your dinner night and dinner night?

What is the difference between a human and a human being in a wheelchair?

What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?

The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.

I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road and didn't make it.

My name is Bob, and I am a cow.

My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.

What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?

Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.

Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.

Scroll down for explanation.

Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.

What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?

A roTHOT.

What is big, yellow, and can't swim?

A school bus full of children.

You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.

And together, we are pho-ever.

I went shopping, and then to the hospital, and then to bed, and then I promised to only say "and" once in a sentence.

Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.

Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers

A drunk guy runs into a bar... He bangs his head and falls down, why?

Because he is in a prison cell.

How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.

How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.

He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.