And jokes

The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.

You know you trip and fall. Here is the funny joke: Did you have a nice trip?

Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...

What is the difference between the human and a human and walk home walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?

What is a good night's sleep and what do I have for you?

Walk home from home and walk walk home and get a good night and night sleep good day today and walk home and walk walk home and take care and walk walk home 🏠 was good fun night night I had dinner 🍽 night night love 💗

What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?

You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.

What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your name on it haha 😂 day a day I was thinking of a good

"Yo mama's so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing today!"

What time is it when you get home and you can't walk home?

I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.

"Fucking cracker and you smell like fish!"

When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.

Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.

When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.

YEEEHAWW!

I was born on the moon.

Yeah, my mom was high, and my dad was down to earth.

She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.

A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a drink?"

The bartender responds, "For you, no charge."

What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?

They hang from trees.