And jokes

What's the difference between a rock and a woman?

The flat ones get skipped.

My grandfather said that I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple has a family tree.

My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.

Can a cook and clean for real? No, I do not want no rabbit hare in my house.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......

And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.

A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."

The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.

There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.

They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.

What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your name on it haha 😂 day a day I was thinking of a good

What is the difference between the human and a human and walk home walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?

What is the difference between a human and human rights, and a tree tree, and a house that has to?

What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?

A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.

What is a good night's sleep and what do I have for you?

Walk home from home and walk walk home and get a good night and night sleep good day today and walk home and walk walk home and take care and walk walk home 🏠 was good fun night night I had dinner 🍽 night night love 💗

What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?

You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.

If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...