Amativeness jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I am gay, so are you.

I am the joke.

Dear Gwen, you are not a faker, nor liar, nor loser!

And the people that are bothering you are just dumb, stupid, bored, and need to get a fricking life instead! Don't hurt yourself because of these comments, to be honest, you're really nice, kind, and mannered! There are more kind people than mean people, and I am one of them! Just live your life and ignore Liv and the unknown guy, which is named Greg! No need for all this drama!

Best, Tenya Bailey.

In the morning at 6:30 AM,

Teacher: Who fought in World War I?

Me: Trump & Biden.

Teacher: Oh ok... well good job class, see you tomorrow and study your books.

After school,

Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing.

"She looks at her clock."

Teacher: And now I am sewed.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter, so now I am dead!" Haha, it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.

What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.

I was in a toxic relationship. After some time, my girlfriend died. Her name was Happy. Still got no clue of her body, and here I am lying on the bed so fucking happy.

I am having a shit and there[sic] nothing else to read.

I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?

I am gay, is that ok?

I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.

To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!

No one is smart. I am smart.

Are you a haunted house?

Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.

What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"

To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!

Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.

Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)

How many fingers am I holding? I'm not holding any fingers.

My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.

He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"

I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.

Why am I idiot?