Amativeness jokes

What's better, a woman or a man?

Neither, for I am WHITE.

Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.

I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.

Me. I am the joke.

When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."

Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?

Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?

Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?

Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."

Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*

Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.

Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?

Worried I am dead.

One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."

Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.

This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).

Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."

Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."

My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.

Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that Grandma's ashes were sugar?

An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.

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Mom: Son, get up for school.

Son: I AM UP *holds up books and says I'm up* IM UP MOM!

He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?

She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?

Sans, you lazybones, get up and do something.

Sans: I am doing something.

Papyrus: Oh yeah, what?

Sans: Thinking up a skele-ton of jokes.

Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you.

Sans: What, does someone not have a funny bone? Oh wait, do you have a bone to pick with me? I have 206.

The other day a squirrel asked me for a job. I asked him, "What jobs did you have previously?"

Calmly he answered, "I am a pilot. I can pick it up from here and pile it over there. I also can fly a sign!"

"Too bad, this is a nut cannery, and we're 100% automated. We don't need anyone at this time, sorry."

"No worries, I'm totally nuts anyway. Guess I'll fly a sign across town, don't have bus fare!"