Amativeness jokes

Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."

Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?

Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?

Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?

Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*

Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.

Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?

Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.

Friend: What was the first?

Me: They- they weren't always orphans.

Friend: O-O

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

What's better, a woman or a man?

Neither, for I am WHITE.

Worried I am dead.

One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."

Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.

This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).

Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?

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I am on the German website.

Guys, am I funny?

Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."

Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."

My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.

A man walks into a restaurant. The waitress hands him a menu and it says: "Hot dog: $2, Hamburger: $5, Blowjob: $10."

He asks the waitress, "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"

She says, "Yes, I am."

He tells her, "Good. Can you go wash your goddamn hands? Because I want a hot dog."

Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that Grandma's ashes were sugar?

An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.

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Mom: Son, get up for school.

Son: I AM UP *holds up books and says I'm up* IM UP MOM!