dont be racist i am a building twin towers: fucked it was fake BE RACIST
My Jokes are so dark that i am surprised that the cops didnt shot they yet
Life is a bitch and people make it worse This Thing that I'm in ("am") is a Forsaken curse (beta)
Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing!!! Tomorrow I am going to six flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR day!!!!!! Woohooo!!!!
Hi guys I am Logan Taub the toad, I just want to say that by cock is so so so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also I am transđź‘Ť
Someone threatened to break into my house but I am in a wheelchair, I said sure and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
Me. I am the joke.
boy: hello mom can I have have 50$.mom:does it look like I am made of money.boy: that's what M.O.M means right.
me an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes* some person: stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain me an orphan: that the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
emo girls be like how much am i worth idk scan the code on ur wrist
My mom is the FBI My dad is the FBI my sister is the FBI my brother is the FBI and do you know what i am?
Divorced
Worry I am dead
Me: i am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans
Friend: what was the first
Me: the- they weren't always orphans
friend: o-o
What's better a woman or a man
Neither for I am WHITE
one volcano said " is that you cues I am hot"
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it but when I use her body when I feel like it I am the bad guy?
Am american walks into an afghan bar, joke Afghanistan does have bars because of the tailiban
Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that grandma's ashes was sugar.
Hello i am the WJE(WORST JOKES EVER) Bot Like this post if you think its good dislike if you think its bad!
Mom:son get up for school Son:I AM UP *holds up books and says im up* IM UP MOM
