I tell short people to reach for the stars
They are always a bit short of reach
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke-up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey".
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always comeback
My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told me friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him too. Confused my friend asked me what it was. I told him "The Sandyhook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not) and Michael Jackson's song Billie Jean sounds like my name and so my mom says, as the song is playing, (my name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum. Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
Guy 1: P-gay or T-gay ?
Guy 2: P-gay sounds cooler
Guy 1: yeah me too i don't like P-ewDiePie, always love T-series
Guy 2: omg what did i just say i wasn't even knowing what were you talking about :<
Guy 1: like i do care :$
Guy 3: but i do care :<
Guy 1: fu*k you
Guy 3: do it
Guy 2: but you do care about me
Guy 3: no
Guy 2: fu*k you
Guy 3: do it
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It ain't always having erectile dysfunction but it sure as hell ain't hard
See I was always told Puns are Funny
But I can see now they aren't Punny
my old platoon sergeant always told me the hardest thing when walking thru a field of dead babies was.... his cock
I will always remember my grandfather's last words: "I'll just check if it's poisonous."
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher. They said: you can't be a pro-grammer nazi.
What do Cells always have on them?
A Cell Phone!
Both man and woman have balls but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have 😁
Trees are so social. They're always branching out.
Dont trust stairs... They are always up to something
How is an orphan like a boomerang? They always come back!
Rainbows TOP the class as they always score with flying colours
People who make puns always get pun (ch) by people
Julius’s wife always stands behind him. Therefore, whenever he looks in the mirror, he sees her (Caesar).
im a teacher at a highschool but i got fired they told me i didnt do any work even though i always did a skele-ton
