New Always Jokes - Page 32 - Worst Jokes Ever

I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.

That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?

I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.

I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.

"Simba is proof cats don’t always land on their feet."

I tell short people to reach for the stars

They are always a bit short of reach

I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke-up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey".

I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.

My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told me friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him too. Confused my friend asked me what it was. I told him "The Sandyhook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."

So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not) and Michael Jackson's song Billie Jean sounds like my name and so my mom says, as the song is playing, (my name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum. Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)