Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?
A: It’s always 90 degrees.
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?
A: It’s always 90 degrees.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
I give props to pedophiles.
They always go slow in the school zones.
So, I was walking down the path of my life with Bigfoot, noticing the two pairs of footprints, mine and his.
One day, I notice his prints are gone. I look up to him and say, "You had promised you would always be there for me. How is this possible?"
He then looks me straight in the eyes and says, "Raw!"
I was watching T-Series and I thought to myself, "Man, this sucks!" My sister watches James Charles, and he always says, "That's T-Series." So is it him? SUB TO PEWDIEPIE! UNSUB TO T-SERIES! THEY SUCK!
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack.
I always hit on 16, then get busted.
Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Here in IHOP, we serve pancakes, not pie cakes. If so, we can always bring in a chart that will power the customer. His smile will remain at its current form, and police surely resisted when I said the word "surely."
My dad always wanted one last smoke before his death, so we smoked his ashes.