Always jokes
The Chinese food owner always brings us free food. I ask my sister why he does that. My sister said, "Love him long time."
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
My friend Joe was a great hunter. He always shot like 3 deer every week.
He was even better at school when he bagged 30 of them.
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?
A: It’s always 90 degrees.
My son always said he wanted to skydive, so we went on a plane, and mid-flight, we had to jump out. The only issue is we were on a commercial flight to Arizona.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
I give props to pedophiles.
They always go slow in the school zones.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
So, I was walking down the path of my life with Bigfoot, noticing the two pairs of footprints, mine and his.
One day, I notice his prints are gone. I look up to him and say, "You had promised you would always be there for me. How is this possible?"
He then looks me straight in the eyes and says, "Raw!"
I always look at the earth and think, "Ahh, this is TREE-ific!"
Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.
I was watching T-Series and I thought to myself, "Man, this sucks!" My sister watches James Charles, and he always says, "That's T-Series." So is it him? SUB TO PEWDIEPIE! UNSUB TO T-SERIES! THEY SUCK!
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack.
I always hit on 16, then get busted.
Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).
Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.
Here in IHOP, we serve pancakes, not pie cakes. If so, we can always bring in a chart that will power the customer. His smile will remain at its current form, and police surely resisted when I said the word "surely."