Always jokes
You know, people always say your life is worth it, but with me, it's worth-it-less.
I feel bad for shopping carts. They're always being pushed around.
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
Once a blonde, always a blonde. đ
Why do the cheetahs always beat you? Because they beet-ah.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?
âBecause they always wanted a daddy.â
Here are some skeleton jokes.
You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.
If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.
I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.
I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.
I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!
I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.
I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.
Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, "You're adopted!" The sister yells back, "At least they wanted me!"
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
The Chinese food owner always brings us free food. I ask my sister why he does that. My sister said, "Love him long time."
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
My friend Joe was a great hunter. He always shot like 3 deer every week.
He was even better at school when he bagged 30 of them.
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?
A: Itâs always 90 degrees.
My son always said he wanted to skydive, so we went on a plane, and mid-flight, we had to jump out. The only issue is we were on a commercial flight to Arizona.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldnât stand up for himself.
I give props to pedophiles.
They always go slow in the school zones.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
So, I was walking down the path of my life with Bigfoot, noticing the two pairs of footprints, mine and his.
One day, I notice his prints are gone. I look up to him and say, "You had promised you would always be there for me. How is this possible?"
He then looks me straight in the eyes and says, "Raw!"