Always jokes
Why do people always tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
Why is Helen Keller's child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!
My mom told me that she got a new job & I don't have to leave the house.
Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood.
Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job.
My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I'm good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.
I am like currency; people always trade me out for someone better.
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
Once upon a time, three babies were born in 2015. She was always crying for 2015. He loves her birth date. 🤗😈🤗🤕🤒no🤗🤑😱😎🙌🙏🙈🙉🙊
I will always remember my dad's last words....
"15 dollars and I'll jump."
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
You know, people always say your life is worth it, but with me, it's worth-it-less.
I feel bad for shopping carts. They're always being pushed around.
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.